Hi loyal readers,
Titans Tok Kevin (K-Money on the streets) here. I’m a Broncos fan – always have been and always will be. If the Broncos play the Titans, I’m rooting for the ‘Cos no question. But from being a Titans fan and bad boy blogger since November 2017, I’ve realized that I can’t stop providing the best Denver-based Titans’ Tok and humor to the internet. Sign me up for another season of bringing my Titans heat on this blog in addition to Broncos, Rockies, NBA and guy humor intertwined to the Titans Tok Family, especially Nick, Gilbet, NFL Insider Timmy, and our over 1,000 twitter followers (humble and not a brag)
It’s been a tough off season for me and this decision weighed heavier than Nick Foles’ giant peener. I like the Titans and the city of Nashville, and this year realized that NBA teams are more like homes than significant others. The Broncos are my main home which I love and keep my clothes, Chili’s gift cards, and triple TV set up. The Titans are my New Orleans second home just off Bourbon Street. I’d be fucking stupid to give up my second home just because my main house might not have as many problems this upcoming year.
Some friends have acted like being the best blogger of a team besides my primary team is some sort of grave sin I ought to tuck my tail between my legs in shame for. (Side note: If my tail is 4 inches it would be the longest thing when it’s tucked between my legs so there’s the answer to what you are wondering) That’s simply not the case. It’s not like a girlfriend/wife where you’re a piece of shit to even consider anything besides the one you’re with. Anyone who thinks I’m wrong here is a reverse Mormon into some weird shit since you are committed to being monogamous with just one set of 53 dudes, 10+ coaches and GM but unwilling to also root and provide the best content for a second set of the same thing.
So nothing is going to change, except that I’ll bury the hatchet on if I’m going to be a bandwagon Titans fan again. I’m now a PERMANENT bandwagon Titans fan. Luckily I’m the proud owner of the Swagon so that will be my bandwagon. Saving $$$ so I can focus on telling crass jokes not shopping for a new wagon.
The one thing we are going to do some digging into soon at Titans Tok is the new head coach, Mike Vrabel. Vrabel has experience as a player or coach for three teams I fucking hate – Texans, Patriots and Chiefs and one team I would hate if my dad wasn’t from the area, the Pittsburgh Steelers. This seems to be a classic case of firing a good employee due to well documented Erectile Dysfunction problems (2017 Titans’ Head Coach Mike Mularkey) and replacing him by a guy with a beard because Titans’ Owner Bud Adams thinks having a beard means high testosterone which means no peener probs which means a good football leader. If anything Vrabel’s beard just shows he’s covering up being more than 50% gay on that spectrum, but this is a Sports and Humor blog not a beard/sexual orientation blog. The evidence is out there for that, just google “Gay Beard” and you can do your own research.
Please follow us on Twitter @TitansTok and let us know what content you would like to see going forward. If you have a hookup for any interesting guests we would love to have them on the podcast. Unfortunately we have oversold ads for the podcast so can not accomodate any companies looking to pay to advertise until after the NFL Draft.